Saturday, November 10, 2012

Tomato Story

Tomato Story

A Jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test..

'You are employed' he said. Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start.

The man replied 'But I don't have a computer, neither an email'.

'I'm sorry', said the HR manager. If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job..'

The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate.
He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours,
he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times,
and returned home with $60.

The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday.

Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.

5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US ..
He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance

He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan.....
When the conversation was concluded the broker asked him his email.
The man replied,'I don't have an email.'
The broker answered curiously, 'You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire.. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an e mail?!!' The man thought for a while and replied, 'Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!'


Moral of the story



Moral 1

Internet is not the solution to your life..

Moral 2

If you don't have an Internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.

Moral 3

If you received this message by email,
you are closer to being an office boy/girl, than a millionaire..........

silence

WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!
WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?'
HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.
WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?
HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.'
WIFE: 'You would?'
HUSBAND: .......?
WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'
HUSBAND: 'Sure, it's a great house.'
WIFE: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?'
HUSBAND: 'Where else would we sleep?'
WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?'
HUSBAND: 'Probably, it is almost new.'
WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'
HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.'
WIFE: 'Would you give her my jewelry?'
HUSBAND: 'No, I'm sure she'd want her own.'
WIFE: 'Would she wear my shoes'
HUSBAND: 'No, her size is 6.
WIFE: -- silence....... -
HUSBAND: 'Shit'.

Microsoft OS Time Line

Windows 1.0  1985


Windows 2.0  1987
Windows 2.1  1988
Windows 3.0  1990
Windows 3.1  1992
Windows 95  1995
Windows 98  1998
Windows ME(Millennium Edition)  2000
Windows XP  2001
Windows Vista  2006
Windows 7  2008
Windows 8  1012

Monday, November 5, 2012

Student

Professor: what is evil?
Student:"Sir I will explain but 1st answer my
questions.
"Does the cold exist?"
Professor: Yes.

Student:"You r wrong sir.
There is nothing like cold. It is the complete
absence of heat."
Student asked again,"Does darkness exist?"
Professor: Yes.
Student:"You are again wrong sir. There is nothng
like darkness. It is actually the complete absence
of light.
According to physics we can study light and heat but not darkness and cold. Similarly sir, the evil does not exsist.
Actually it is the absence of faith, love and true
belief on GOD."

That student was C.V RAMAN.

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